st_jungleboy_v2

ST_JUNGLEBOY (VERSION 2)
BY NAME-SHIFTER (NshifterR101@hotmail.com)

Storyline: It turns out that Arie C. Archie was not only treated women poorly, but he was also an undercover agent for Al-Qaeda. He downloaded porn movies to read the secret Al-Qaeda instructions that were posted in these files. Now Arie Archie is on the run from the American government and the armed forces.

Arie's Guards: Escort the VIP out of the compound.

Al-Qaeda Archie: Get the hell out of your jungle compound.

American Military: You have the orders of the President and the senior military commanders to kill this bastard. You will take this killing very personally, because in addition to being an American, Arie Archie was also in the Army ROTC.


Other Notes: The liquid at the base of the compound isn't water. It's really Arie Archie's untreated diarrhea. It's saturated completely with toxic shitnuggets.